Now if Steve would spontaneously combust, ...

In Guitar World magazine, a bunch of rockers were asked to relate their favorite Spinal Tap type moments from their own experience. Here's Ron Wood from the Stones:

"We were doing drugs in the dressing room," says Wood, remembering a concert in the early '80s. "Suddenly the tour manager stuck his head around the door and said, 'The police are here!' We all panicked and threw our drugs in the toilet.

"Then Sting, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland walked in."

Read a few other great ones here: New York Daily News: Rockers pour out 'Spinal Tap' stories