I'm having a crisis; they're watering down my Jack!!

Jack Daniels is changing from 86 proof to 80 proof, and they claim that their customers prefer it. What!?!?! They sure didn't ask me. I'm way more than a little pissed.

Here's a link to an online petition asking them to change it back. For the sake of all that is good and healthy, please change it back!

Or go to Jack Daniels.com and and send them a nasty note. Man, this is really making my ass twitch.

A rant from the editor at Modern Drunkard Magazine Online.